Love and Lists (Chocoholics, #1) by Tara Sivec
Love and Lists is the first book in the Chocolate Lovers spinoff - Chocoholics: The foul-mouthed offspring tell their stories.
Twenty-five-year-old Gavin Ellis has always had the love and support of his family ever since he was a little boy and couldn't stop talking about his penis. He's also always had their unsolicited advice and uncanny knack of embarrassing him at all costs. Now that he's an adult and trying to convince the love of his life to love him back, things haven't changed very much from when he was younger.
When Gavin's best friend Tyler suggests he make a to-do list of items that will ensure he wins the girl, Gavin is one-hundred-percent on board: after a few six packs.
After puking in the shrubs, a bad experience with Viagra, a Sex-Ed course gone wrong, and a slew of other mishaps courtesy of his family and friends, Gavin is pretty sure this list will be the death of him.
Sometimes, trying to make someone love you with a list isn't always the best idea. Especially when "Show her your penis" is the first "to-do" item.
Elizabeth - 5 Crowns
OMG GAVIN IS ALL GROWN UP!!!! (and having sex.... aaaah!!!)
ok.. let me tell you that it took me just a bit to get in the swing of things with wrapping my head around are fave little crazy boy, Gavin, into an adult, and making a "List" on "How to Make Charlotte Bang Me!!!" omg omg omg...lol
once that shiver/shudder moment had passed, I of course fell into Tara's incredibly witty writing with our fave characters being involved all along the way! oh how we all missed them right??
Claire and Carter and some incredibly no no chocolates that Gavin's best friend Tyler made that sent him to the hospital in a very hillarious chapter!! Seriously my fave part of the book!
The banter between best friends Claire and Liz was beyond the best conversations I have read from them! With having such verbal and candid parents like Claire, Carter, Jim and Liz, it is amazing to me how well adjusted Gavin and Charlotte are..lol and with the incredibly funny influences of Aunt Jenny and Uncle Drew and their sincere help in their confusing and shocking Sex education classes... well.. it truly is a miracle!!
Do yourselves a favor and immediately run and one click to get Tara's next installment of this crazy group of people!
Joanne - 5 Crowns
Received arc in exchange for an honest review. I honestly loved it. Tara did not disappoint. I hadn't realized how much I missed the crazy family she created. I need my family to do some serious changing :). Go buy this book!!!!!
Kelly - 5 Crowns
Love and Lists is another laugh out loud comedy romp with a side order of bat shit crazy. Tara Sivec reigns triumphant once again in this all-new spin-off series. Just Brilliant! - Kelly, Perusing Princesses Blog
Sometimes it’s just nice to put down the angst fueled rip-your-heart-to-shreds fictitious novels and take a big fat running leap into the world of wicked unadulterated fun. Tara gives us that. She gives us real belly laugh-out-loud moments with a touch of finesse and a language all her own...
This is the story of Gavin Ellis and Charlotte Gilmore, the offspring of our two favorite couples from the Chocolate Lovers series; Claire and Carter, and Liz and Jim. Only three years separate them yet these two kids have spent almost everyday together growing up in two very unconventional households. Now 25 and 22, Gavin seems to have a slight problem - he’s been in love with Charlotte since he can remember and has never had the courage to tell her of his true feelings, that is until now...
With the help of his carefree hedonistic friend, Tyler Branson, (watch out Drew, this boy may have a shot at stealing your crown), they devise a list for Gavin to follow in the hope that it will prove to Charlotte, once and for all, that they are destined to be together, forever.
This very important list is going to change his life irrevocably, so it’s aptly titled:
How to Make Charlotte Bang Me
With the all important bullet points such as:
‘Show her your penis’ and ‘Take her to the cheesecake factory.’
This is the ultimate list of all lists. Evident proof that Gavin is so consumed with getting the girl, he takes terrible advice from Tyler, Jenny and his Uncle Drew, that can only spell one thing (or three): ‘Destined for Disaster!’
...And there is the makings of this hilarious scene by scene play as each item is painstakingly ticked off the list.
The banter between each character is priceless! Claire and Liz are still on top form, as are Jenny and Drew. Without planting spoilers, there is a very very funny scene with Carter and a little mishap with Grandpa and a blue pill. You will be working out the settings on your phone to make Siri your bitch (trust me, I’ve tried), and a word of advice boys... ‘lay off the chapstick’! But most importantly of all... you will never look at ‘My Little Pony’ the same way again!! :D