Fire Down Below (Gynazule #1)
by Debra Anastasia
Dove Glitch is embarrassed about everything above her knees and below her belly button. When she has to fill a delicate, embarrassing prescription the last thing she needs is a sexy-as-hell (and brand spanking new) pharmacist behind the counter.
Johnson Fitzwell’s first day of his dream career also happens to coincide with the exact moment Dove needs her feminine meds filled. His glorious voice is way too loud–as in, he should be counting down the hits with Ryan Seacrest kind of loud. Thanks to Johnson’s handsome face and gorgeous jaw line, Dove dives headlong into her waking nightmare and asks for a vagina-scented cream.
How could she not fall for him? Dove's only active goal now is to get Johnson to kiss her right on the lips. Either set. However, his horrible girlfriend is one of many obstacles preventing her from making that fantasy a reality. When Dove defends Johnson in the most unhygienic, unconventionally gross way in the middle of a crowded restaurant, their tender, slightly tantric relationship is of to a galloping, farting start.
Each print copy of this book will be dipped in holy water by my mom, and glared at by my father as he purses his lips. Neither will help. So, drop your pants and turn to the left and cough. I hope you're not allergic to latex, because it’s time to fill your prescription. Anally.
I think this book gave me an STD... or something itchy!!! LOL
This is one crazy acid trip. I swear I could hear wheels on the bus playing on loop in the background because I couldn't believe what I was reading, but that is not a bad thing!
The only way I can describe this book is it features one of the most insane apartment complex ever! The characters that live within are insane, and then there is our main heroine, the sweet but hopeless chick, Dove, whose live becomes entwined with and a clueless dude, Johnson the pharmacist. Welcome to the madness, and yes... enter the Gynazule!! lol
If you love tongue in cheek and kitties and lots of sausage, and want to get off the 'throw my kindle out the window due to the angst crazy train,' then this is the reprieve you've been looking for!
Elizabeth - 4 Crowns
Kelly - 4 Crowns
Holy firing cock rings... The madness starts here. This off the wall story of love in the fart lane was a laugh a minute riot about the unluckiest woman in the world when it comes to anything below the waist. With a crazy and completely shameless neighbour, a cat spawned from the fiery depths of hell, and a sexy pharmacist with a penchant for random anatomical facts and numbers, this is one highly inappropriate comedy you do not want to miss!
Debra Anastasia is the bravest, albeit craziest author I have ever had the pleasure to cross paths with. She isn't afraid to nail balls to the wall and embrace the crazy within and I love her for it.
If you love slapstick toilet humour with a good heroine at the heart then this will provide some lighthearted and silly escapism that will have you wetting your pants into next week.